Twoleg Talks

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Gaynor and Taylor Swift-esque Warriors musical celebrity Emma kick off Twoleg Talks Season 3 by getting right into the first half of The Sight, the first book in the Warriors: Power of Three series. Topics include Jaypaw staying true to his emo heritage, ThunderClan's political spin team, unfortunately common Brightheart Ls, the return of the greatest Warriors OTP of all time, and desperately trying to figure out what could possibly be causing the tension between your mom who has never given birth and your aunt who is constantly treating you like her own kits for some unfathomable reason.

Gaynor and Emma look lovingly into the eyes of the second half of The Sight, Book 1 in the Warriors: Power of Three series. Topics include being sickened at the thought of being a piano prodigy, the return of wife man Graystripe, predatory feline army recruiters, Good Guy Brackenfur(TM), some genuine exploration of cat health, middle school AU field day fanfic by Kate Cary, and the real hell of the Warriors series: finding out a clingy ghost has a crush on your grandfather.

Gaynor and Emma are swept away by the first half of Dark River, the second book in the Warriors: Power of Three series. Topics include Boulder's horrifying ancient tunnel witch ancestor, Lionpaw fumbling the bag worse than anyone ever has, a call to action for Jaypaw/Stick shippers, showing respect to your aunt-mom and your mom-aunt, and a collaboration that will shake the film world forever: A24 and Greta Gerwig's Power of Three starring James Gandolfini from the Sopranos and Josh Hutcherson from Bridge to Terabithia.

Gaynor and Emma (with special guests Jiji and Old Grampa Time) gasp for air and resurface in the second half of Dark River, Book 2 in the Warriors: Power of Three series. Topics include being cat-horny for war, RiverClan's smelliest apprentice Shitpaw, showing up to school with a badass ear scar, Squirrelflight being aunt-mom of the year (maybe), Breezepaw being just like his dad (derogatory), Jaypaw's long-distance ancient stick-ghost boyfriend, and multiple anxiety-inducing chapters of terrifying tunnels and water that we desperately try to avoid with timely jokes about Yu-Gi-Oh and Gossip Girl.

Gaynor and Emma shake it like a Polaroid picture as they enter the first half of Outcast, the third book in the Warriors: Power of Three series. Topics include the burning of comedy constipation, Hollypaw entering her girlboss era, Feathertail's petty long con to ruin Leafpool's life, finally making Stormfur interesting in the 15th book, Jaypaw's new incredibly convenient ability, business mom Tawnypelt and her seahorse husband, and a rather unfortunate amount of talk about fictional feline lactation.

Gaynor and Emma take it to the Shacks (AKA Shakira and Shaq) for the second half of Outcast, Book 3 in the Warriors: Power of Three series. Topics includes stinky old Purdy back on his NPC behavior, a searing hot roast of Warriors side character names, a laundry list of reasons that everyone should hate Stoneteller (this is most of the episode), Jaypaw keeping his siblings alive for administrative reasons, Lionpaw going full John Wick/Dean Pelton, Gaynor's big theories on Hollypaw's secret ability, and a look at Twoleg Talks' new call to action: support your local elementary school lunch staff.

Gaynor and Emma stare (inadvisably) directly at the first half of Eclipse, the fourth book in the Warriors: Power of Three series. Topics include knocking the architect of cat heaven down a peg, getting absolutely twunked out of our minds with Lionpaw, Jaypaw revolutionizing modern medicine once again, that moment when your dumbass friend thinks she saw a lion, Onestar going full war-pilled Ashfur-mode, and Emma's cross-media presentation on the best engagement-farming psyop website of all time: Dragon Cave.

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Gaynor and Emma pray to StarClan to bring the sun back (they've never seen an eclipse before) in the second half of Eclipse, Book 4 in the Warriors: Power of Three series. Topics include ThunderClan's sword of destiny, Firestar becoming a feminist icon, Sol the elderly gay stoner youth pastor (voiced by Maximillion Pegasus), some quality attempts at incorporating internet brainrot terms, going full film bro to talk about a fascist ghost cat, fixing the trauma of civil war by unveiling some of the dopest warrior names of all time, and a thorough breakdown of the morning-after texts from WindClan and RiverClan's awkward drunk bowling alley/war hookup circa 2010.

Gaynor and noted math prodigy Emma skulk their way into the first half of Long Shadows, the fifth book in the Warriors: Power of Three series. Topics include the audacity of an omniscient badger, Hollyleaf being highkey conservative-coded, a deep dive on Mousefur, the Power of Three trio going full Scooby-Doo mode, StarClan's special ops angel team, two distinct references to classic Godzilla monster King Ghidorah, and a surprise excerpt from the official Jaypaw x Fallen Leaves hurt/comfort yaoi fic.

Gaynor and Emma lay hidden in the darkness of the second half of Long Shadows, Book 5 in the Warriors: Power of Three series. Topics include presenting at the first annual Twoleggies, Jaypaw failing to save the world from the Tribe, the major W of not killing your ex-girlfriend in the tunnels, more proof why you should never date a theater kid, Squirrelflight needing to learn how to read a room, special guest appearances by Emma's cat Jiji, secret cohost Charli XCX, and the cast of Glee, and Gaynor's honest reaction to Ashfur's any % noclip villain death speedrun (NOT CLICKBAIT).