Twoleg Talks

S3 Episode 2: The Sight Pt. 2

Gaynor and Emma look lovingly into the eyes of the second half of The Sight, Book 1 in the Warriors: Power of Three series. Topics include being sickened at the thought of being a piano prodigy, the return of wife man Graystripe, predatory feline army recruiters, Good Guy Brackenfur(TM), some genuine exploration of cat health, middle school AU field day fanfic by Kate Cary, and the real hell of the Warriors series: finding out a clingy ghost has a crush on your grandfather.

S3 Episode 1: The Sight Pt. 1

We're so back. 
Gaynor and Taylor Swift-esque Warriors musical celebrity Emma kick off Twoleg Talks Season 3 by getting right into the first half of The Sight, the first book in the Warriors: Power of Three series. Topics include Jaypaw staying true to his emo heritage, ThunderClan's political spin team, unfortunately common Brightheart Ls, the return of the greatest Warriors OTP of all time, and desperately trying to figure out what could possibly be causing the tension between your mom who has never given birth and your aunt who is constantly treating you like her own kits for some unfathomable reason.

Mini Episode: ”Will You Go To The Dark Forest Or StarClan?”

Oh? What's that tucked behind the tree? Is that.....a mini episode? It's a Christmas miracle!

Gaynor and Emma sit down to find out what will happen when they die by taking the incredible fan quiz "Will You Go To The Dark Forest Or StarClan?" by FrostfeatherThewarrior. Topics include the return of Midnight the Badger, the dark and twisted mind of Emma Rogers, staging a coup against the most radical leader of all time, a beginner's guide to purgatorymaxxing, and the unhinged and inevitable nature of the mythical third season of Twoleg Talks.

S2 Episode 12: Sunset Pt. 2

Gaynor and Emma sit in multicolored splendor as the sun sets on Season 2 in the second half of Sunset, Book 6 in the Warriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include powerful Warriors bathroom etiquette, ThunderClan and the Great Prophecy Disparity, Gaynor's dark millenial arc, cat cusses, the blinding light spiritual awakening that you do love your dad, the second most badass death scene of all time, and drawing Season 2 to a close with a lasting message: everything is fine and nothing bad will ever happen again.

Genuinely, thank you to every one of you for listening. May StarClan light your path and grant you the strength to punch your local fascist. 

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S2 Episode 11: Sunset Pt. 1

Gaynor and Emma begin the hike up the big hill towards the first half of Sunset, the sixth and final book in the Warriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include ableism in cat heaven, Emma's very good and normal tweenage take on the Cloudtail/Brightheart/Daisy drama, finally becoming the intellectual psychoanalysis podcast we were always meant to be, the not-so-difficult life of StarClan's #1 girlie, and speaking out against the drug-like highs and lows of abusive teenage relationships....for cats!

S2 Episode 10: Twilight Pt. 2

Gaynor and Emma are backstage at NBC's hit talk show and discussing the second half of Twilight, Book 5 in the Warriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include breaking the glass ceiling at the Dark Forest School of Business, StarClan trying to get the third series going, Gaynor's cringey teen relationships, afternoon tea with children's television icon Midnight the Talking Badger, and Emma gets serious and finally introduces us to our cohosts: Bootsy McSillypants and Bag-Of-Marbles.

S2 Episode 9: Twilight Pt. 1

Gaynor and Emma travel to Forks, WA and fall in love with the first half of Twilight, the fifth book in the Warriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include WindClan and the Pennsylvania Amish community, midwestern emo cats with katanas, a summer hang with White Claws and blood, Firestar's graphic murder of Peter Rabbit, a lot of romantic heavy breathing, and the Twoleg Talks x Euphoria lexicon crossover you've all been asking for.

S2 Episode 8: Starlight Pt. 2

Gaynor and Emma bob-and-weave through the second half of Starlight, Book 4 in the Warriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include Brambleclaw's entitled millenial mindset, Crowfeather's high-key Edward Cullen vibes, parent-teacher conferences in heaven, the tragic deaths of our favorite ShadowClan cats Shadow and Clan, and Hawkfrost: the TikTok influencer of cat fascists.

Mini Episode: ”Which Mythological Clan Do You Belong To?”

Join Gaynor and Emma in this very special mini episode of Twoleg Talks as they determine which of the mythical big cat clans they should align with with the official warriorcats.com "Which Mythological Clan Do You Belong To?" test. Topics include the furries over at paint company Benjamin Moore, being a messy Clan leader who loves drama, and the benefits of being friends with quirky rich girls with nothing better to spend their money on.

S2 Episode 7: Starlight Pt. 1

Gaynor and Emma ponder the great unknown found in the first half of Starlight, the fourth book in the Warriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include the CW Pride and Prejudice but with cats, the concept of literally talking to your partner honestly for like a minute once in a while, the first whiffs of a coup, our new Twoleg Talks girlboss intern, and a surprising (and, in Gaynor's opinion, upsetting) amount of talk about Emma's feet.