Twoleg Talks

Gaynor and Emma set their sights on the first half of Dawn, the third book in the Warriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include Crowpaw: Film School Fuccboi, Tallstar's many ailments, The Shawshank Redemption but for cats, being self-conscious about cold-blooded murder, and a surprisingly deep talk about the current state of American politics to explain the subtext of a conversation between fictional cats....that doesn't actually happen in this book.

Gaynor and Emma crest the hill that is the second half of Dawn, Book 3 of the Warriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include the Firestar death pool, a frank talk about old age, Riverclan's medical reliance on bodies of water, the first signs of legitimate super powers in these books about feral cats, and Emma's history of strategic cyberbullying and social engineering.

Gaynor and Emma ponder the great unknown found in the first half of Starlight, the fourth book in the Warriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include the CW Pride and Prejudice but with cats, the concept of literally talking to your partner honestly for like a minute once in a while, the first whiffs of a coup, our new Twoleg Talks girlboss intern, and a surprising (and, in Gaynor's opinion, upsetting) amount of talk about Emma's feet.

Join Gaynor and Emma in this very special mini episode of Twoleg Talks as they determine which of the mythical big cat clans they should align with with the official warriorcats.com "Which Mythological Clan Do You Belong To?" test. Topics include the furries over at paint company Benjamin Moore, being a messy Clan leader who loves drama, and the benefits of being friends with quirky rich girls with nothing better to spend their money on.

Gaynor and Emma bob-and-weave through the second half of Starlight, Book 4 in the Warriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include Brambleclaw's entitled millenial mindset, Crowfeather's high-key Edward Cullen vibes, parent-teacher conferences in heaven, the tragic deaths of our favorite ShadowClan cats Shadow and Clan, and Hawkfrost: the TikTok influencer of cat fascists.

Gaynor and Emma travel to Forks, WA and fall in love with the first half of Twilight, the fifth book in the Warriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include WindClan and the Pennsylvania Amish community, midwestern emo cats with katanas, a summer hang with White Claws and blood, Firestar's graphic murder of Peter Rabbit, a lot of romantic heavy breathing, and the Twoleg Talks x Euphoria lexicon crossover you've all been asking for.

Gaynor and Emma are backstage at NBC's hit talk show and discussing the second half of Twilight, Book 5 in the Warriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include breaking the glass ceiling at the Dark Forest School of Business, StarClan trying to get the third series going, Gaynor's cringey teen relationships, afternoon tea with children's television icon Midnight the Talking Badger, and Emma gets serious and finally introduces us to our cohosts: Bootsy McSillypants and Bag-Of-Marbles.

Gaynor and Emma begin the hike up the big hill towards the first half of Sunset, the sixth and final book in the Warriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include ableism in cat heaven, Emma's very good and normal tweenage take on the Cloudtail/Brightheart/Daisy drama, finally becoming the intellectual psychoanalysis podcast we were always meant to be, the not-so-difficult life of StarClan's #1 girlie, and speaking out against the drug-like highs and lows of abusive teenage relationships....for cats!

Gaynor and Emma sit in multicolored splendor as the sun sets on Season 2 in the second half of Sunset, Book 6 in the Warriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include powerful Warriors bathroom etiquette, ThunderClan and the Great Prophecy Disparity, Gaynor's dark millenial arc, cat cusses, the blinding light spiritual awakening that you do love your dad, the second most badass death scene of all time, and drawing Season 2 to a close with a lasting message: everything is fine and nothing bad will ever happen again.

Genuinely, thank you to every one of you for listening. May StarClan light your path and grant you the strength to punch your local fascist. 

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Oh? What's that tucked behind the tree? Is that.....a mini episode? It's a Christmas miracle!

Gaynor and Emma sit down to find out what will happen when they die by taking the incredible fan quiz "Will You Go To The Dark Forest Or StarClan?" by FrostfeatherThewarrior. Topics include the return of Midnight the Badger, the dark and twisted mind of Emma Rogers, staging a coup against the most radical leader of all time, a beginner's guide to purgatorymaxxing, and the unhinged and inevitable nature of the mythical third season of Twoleg Talks.