Twoleg Talks

That's right, folks at home! It's time for everyone's favorite quiz show: The Twoleg Test! In this episode Gaynor quizzes a quickly infuriated Emma on ridiculous and obscure Warriors lore, including the BFFs of BloodClan, the least creative Clans, and quotes that are either from a fictional villainous cat fascist or Ayn Rand. 

*Sound Warning: This episode includes sudden and often loud sound effects including air horns.* 

Gaynor and Emma take a lovely stroll down the first half of A Dangerous Path, Book 5 of the Warriors series. Topics include the duties of a guard dog, Fireheart's overly complicated relationship triangles, the realities of extremely convenient omens, and the definitely real background story of Twoleg arsonists and murderers around the forest territories.  

Gaynor and Emma continue their lark down Book 5 of the Warriors series, A Dangerous Path. Topics include Cloudtail/Brightheart couple goals, the deception of Darkstripe vs. the redemption of Longtail, the role of StarClan in the lives of cats, the final moments of Bluestar's story, and Tigerstar's 24/7 fascism grind. 

That's right, listeners; after an unexpected hiatus, Twoleg Talks is back for their 2-part season finale!  Gaynor and Emma slip into the shadows of Book 6 of the Warriors series, The Darkest Hour. Topics include the reconstruction of ThunderClan, the actual real magic of StarClan, the horrible smell of fascism, and finally responding to longtime listener and Twoleg Talks' #1 fan: Homophobe John. 

Welcome, dear listeners, to the true finale of Twoleg Talks. Gaynor and Emma step onto the battlefield of the second half of The Darkest Hour, Book 6 of the Warriors series. Topics include the power difference between lawful and chaotic evil, the Christian allegory of Firestar's journey, the true lesson taught by the final battle, and the strengths and quirks of our new favorite character, teeny tiny kitty cat Tony Soprano.

Thank you for a wild ride, thanks for sticking by us, and please enjoy this final episode of Season 1 of Twoleg Talks. 

What's this? A mini episode posted after months of separation? I wonder why....

Join Gaynor and Emma in this very special mini episode of Twoleg Talks as they determine their feline superpowers with the official warriorcats.com "What Power Would StarClan Grant You?" test. Topics include the Warriors amulet arc, the Rick and Morty of classic literature, the inherent anti-capitalist praxis of climbing trees, and finally addressing the ridiculous rumors of Twoleg Talks Season 2.

We're back, folks! Twoleg Talks Season 2 kicks into full gear as Gaynor and Emma descend into the first half of Midnight, the first book in the Warriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include a loving return to the podcast, the corporate structure of StarClan, generational trauma- but make it feral cats, and setting sail into the CW-style teen drama bullshit of this second generation.

Gaynor and Emma slide right into the second half of Midnight, Book 1 of the Warrriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include the hard-hitting questions about Crowpaw that nobody asked for, why you can't trust your Mom once she goes to heaven, your definitely real new favorite character Rabbitheart, and the uncontainable excitement of watching five cats silently walk through different environments. 

Gaynor and Emma begin their trek through the first half of Moonrise, the second book in the Warriors: The New Prophecy Series. Topics include Stormfur AKA the frozen milk of cats, being pissed off by the existence of Midnight, the uncomfortable place that the Tribe holds in the series, and asking the important question of whether or not this book even needed to be written. 

Shoutout to our British listeners.

Live from outer space, Gaynor and Emma blast off into the second half of Moonrise, Book 2 of the Warriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include the legal jurisdiction and property lines of StarClan, all the many reasons not to like Stoneteller, the blue collar parents of local furries, and questioning who should have authored this book. (Spoiler alert: its us.)