Twoleg Talks

S2 Episode 6: Dawn Pt. 2

Gaynor and Emma crest the hill that is the second half of Dawn, Book 3 of the Warriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include the Firestar death pool, a frank talk about old age, Riverclan's medical reliance on bodies of water, the first signs of legitimate super powers in these books about feral cats, and Emma's history of strategic cyberbullying and social engineering.

S2 Episode 5: Dawn Pt. 1

Gaynor and Emma set their sights on the first half of Dawn, the third book in the Warriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include Crowpaw: Film School Fuccboi, Tallstar's many ailments, The Shawshank Redemption but for cats, being self-conscious about cold-blooded murder, and a surprisingly deep talk about the current state of American politics to explain the subtext of a conversation between fictional cats....that doesn't actually happen in this book.

S2 Episode 4: Moonrise Pt. 2

Live from outer space, Gaynor and Emma blast off into the second half of Moonrise, Book 2 of the Warriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include the legal jurisdiction and property lines of StarClan, all the many reasons not to like Stoneteller, the blue collar parents of local furries, and questioning who should have authored this book. (Spoiler alert: its us.)

S2 Episode 3: Moonrise Pt. 1

Gaynor and Emma begin their trek through the first half of Moonrise, the second book in the Warriors: The New Prophecy Series. Topics include Stormfur AKA the frozen milk of cats, being pissed off by the existence of Midnight, the uncomfortable place that the Tribe holds in the series, and asking the important question of whether or not this book even needed to be written. 

Shoutout to our British listeners.

S2 Episode 2: Midnight Pt. 2

Gaynor and Emma slide right into the second half of Midnight, Book 1 of the Warrriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include the hard-hitting questions about Crowpaw that nobody asked for, why you can't trust your Mom once she goes to heaven, your definitely real new favorite character Rabbitheart, and the uncontainable excitement of watching five cats silently walk through different environments. 

S2 Episode 1: Midnight Pt. 1

We're back, folks! Twoleg Talks Season 2 kicks into full gear as Gaynor and Emma descend into the first half of Midnight, the first book in the Warriors: The New Prophecy series. Topics include a loving return to the podcast, the corporate structure of StarClan, generational trauma- but make it feral cats, and setting sail into the CW-style teen drama bullshit of this second generation.

Mini Episode: ”What Power Would StarClan Grant You?”

What's this? A mini episode posted after months of separation? I wonder why....

Join Gaynor and Emma in this very special mini episode of Twoleg Talks as they determine their feline superpowers with the official warriorcats.com "What Power Would StarClan Grant You?" test. Topics include the Warriors amulet arc, the Rick and Morty of classic literature, the inherent anti-capitalist praxis of climbing trees, and finally addressing the ridiculous rumors of Twoleg Talks Season 2.

S1 Episode 12: The Darkest Hour Pt. 2

Welcome, dear listeners, to the true finale of Twoleg Talks. Gaynor and Emma step onto the battlefield of the second half of The Darkest Hour, Book 6 of the Warriors series. Topics include the power difference between lawful and chaotic evil, the Christian allegory of Firestar's journey, the true lesson taught by the final battle, and the strengths and quirks of our new favorite character, teeny tiny kitty cat Tony Soprano.

Thank you for a wild ride, thanks for sticking by us, and please enjoy this final episode of Season 1 of Twoleg Talks. 

S1 Episode 11: The Darkest Hour Pt. 1

That's right, listeners; after an unexpected hiatus, Twoleg Talks is back for their 2-part season finale!  Gaynor and Emma slip into the shadows of Book 6 of the Warriors series, The Darkest Hour. Topics include the reconstruction of ThunderClan, the actual real magic of StarClan, the horrible smell of fascism, and finally responding to longtime listener and Twoleg Talks' #1 fan: Homophobe John. 

S1 Episode 10: A Dangerous Path Pt. 2

Gaynor and Emma continue their lark down Book 5 of the Warriors series, A Dangerous Path. Topics include Cloudtail/Brightheart couple goals, the deception of Darkstripe vs. the redemption of Longtail, the role of StarClan in the lives of cats, the final moments of Bluestar's story, and Tigerstar's 24/7 fascism grind.